- Always..., no, sometimes... think it's me but you know I know when it's a dream. I think..., er, no,... I mean..., er, yes ... but it's all wrong. That is, I think I disagree.
Thursday, October 20, 2011
Animal Harm (a non-story NOT by George Orwell)
Wild animals were at large (and small too apparently) in Zanesville, Ohio , USA yesterday and while things are now under control , experts believe this might have been a possibility . . .
Monday, October 17, 2011
Scenes From A Restaurant - 2
Waiter : "Here's your wine , sir. Chateau XXX-XXX, 1954. A very charming little wine - gentle of bouquet , gracious and light of body, a hint of earth in the after-taste with just a trace of tannin to tease the tongue. The fruit lingers nearer the surface and produces the first few notes. Monsieur may be aware it is a first growth wine from the Medoc district of Bordeaux. The vineyard . . ."
Customer (interrupting) : "Whatever.Can you just pour it out please."
Waiter (explodes) : " WHAT ! Get out of here you squalid little philistine and don't you dare come back !"
Friday, October 7, 2011
Scenes From A Restaurant - 1
Customer : " John is it ? Good. Recommend cocktails any,John ?"Waiter : " We are known for our martini, sir"
Customer : " Not martini,thanks.Too dry."
Waiter : " You could have our Singapore Sling then..."
Customer : " Oh yeah.Hmm. No. Not today though."
Waiter : " A good old Tom Collins then ,sir ?"
Customer : "Boring."
Waiter : " Why don't you try our mojito..."
Customer : " Erm, no , no rum please"
Waiter : " I'd try Cosmopolitan - vodka,cointreau,cranberry juice.."
Customer : "No cranberry juice, thanks. What else with vodka ?Waiter : " Flirtini,sir - vodka , champagne , cointreau, pineapple"
Customer : "Sorry,pineapple did you say, John ?"
Waiter : "Yes"
Customer : " I hate pineapple.OK. Fruit. Any other fruit going?"
Waiter " There's Apple Frost...."
Customer : "That sounds interesting."
Waiter : "Yes.Cider,cinnamon,bourbon,pear bran..."
Customer : "Cinnamon and whisky ! God no ! No ! What else you got?"
Waiter : "There's Jack Frost..."
Customer : "Not a big Tennessee fan i'm afraid.More fruit ?"
Waiter : "Make you a nice fresh strawberry-and-vodka with lime,sir"
Customer : "Strawberry ?! Nah. Just get me some water please."
Waiter : " Still or sparkling ? "
Customer : "Still"
Waiter comes back with a bottle
Customer : " Erm, tap water please, John "
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