Customer : " John is it ? Good. Recommend cocktails any,John ?"
Waiter : " We are known for our martini, sir"Customer : " Not martini,thanks.Too dry."
Waiter : " You could have our Singapore Sling then..."
Customer : " Oh yeah.Hmm. No. Not today though."
Waiter : " A good old Tom Collins then ,sir ?"
Customer : "Boring."
Waiter : " Why don't you try our mojito..."
Customer : " Erm, no , no rum please"
Waiter : " I'd try Cosmopolitan - vodka,cointreau,cranberry juice.."
Customer : "No cranberry juice, thanks. What else with vodka ?
Waiter : " Flirtini,sir - vodka , champagne , cointreau, pineapple"Customer : "Sorry,pineapple did you say, John ?"
Waiter : "Yes"
Customer : " I hate pineapple.OK. Fruit. Any other fruit going?"
Waiter " There's Apple Frost...."
Customer : "That sounds interesting."
Waiter : "Yes.Cider,cinnamon,bourbon,pear bran..."
Customer : "Cinnamon and whisky ! God no ! No ! What else you got?"
Waiter : "There's Jack Frost..."
Customer : "Not a big Tennessee fan i'm afraid.More fruit ?"
Waiter : "Make you a nice fresh strawberry-and-vodka with lime,sir"
Customer : "Strawberry ?! Nah. Just get me some water please."
Waiter : " Still or sparkling ? "
Customer : "Still"
Waiter comes back with a bottle
Customer : " Erm, tap water please, John "
