Waiter : "Here's your wine , sir. Chateau XXX-XXX, 1954. A very charming little wine - gentle of bouquet , gracious and light of body, a hint of earth in the after-taste with just a trace of tannin to tease the tongue. The fruit lingers nearer the surface and produces the first few notes. Monsieur may be aware it is a first growth wine from the Medoc district of Bordeaux. The vineyard . . ."
Customer (interrupting) : "Whatever.Can you just pour it out please."
Waiter (explodes) : " WHAT ! Get out of here you squalid little philistine and don't you dare come back !"
